Bitches and Loving it

Janice

2011-10-24T06:05:00.000-07:00

I am finally getting on track in Perth.

Finally I'm doing things that are interesting.

In September I acted in the Vagina Monologues, in October I ran for Women's representative in Uni, now I have my group performance on Friday that we're not prepared for to be honest.

I'm getting more friends in Uni, thank god, finally. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make friends in a foreign country, if you refuse to simply hang out with fellow asians? And just do asian activities, and nothing else? Not so easy.

Suffice to say that I think it's ridiculous to travel all the way to a different country, stay there and study, and refuse to assimilate into the culture there. So many international students here just hang out with the people that come from the same country as they do. THEN WHAT'S THE FREAKING POINT? Stay in your own country then. So close minded, seriously. And the worse part is when they look at me surrounded by people of various nationalities and cultures, they say I am elitist and that I only hang out with white people.

OH MY GOD.

I feel this building rage in me... but I can't express it to them, because they're too ignorant to even understand me.

Yea, you know what? I am elitist. I don't associate with stupid people. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yea, maybe that's why I have so few friends...

Anyway.

I'm going to Guatemalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And I know Denise really wanted me to go, so I just sat back, and she did all the work. God I'm a genius. And she did it without complaining! That took me by surprise. Do you miss me that much sister? Lol.

And seriously Eunice, I'm starting to feel like Denise is my only sister, that is how little communication there is going on with us. But what's the point of saying this here since you don't read it anyway.

Ah, what to do, having a 17 year old cheerleader as a sister. Nuff' said.

Denise

2011-09-20T17:08:00.000-07:00

Kevin says that I don't have a long face. I cracked up, a testament to how much I internalize sisterly insults. What was I thinking, listening to sisters who clearly have something against my perfection. Ha.Ha.Ha.

Hola, como estan!

So yes, I'm in Quetzaltenango, Guatemala, and it seems us three are in different continents once again. It is time to revive the battle of the lims. Sharpen your weapons sisters!

So what's up with me these days? Waking up around 6am every day, doing a combination of 2-3 hours of yoga, boxing, running and rockclimbing before lunch, working at a used bookstore (which according to mummy is a waste of my 2 degrees) or studying spanish in the afternoons, cooking at night, and sleeping by 10pm. Oh, and taking siestas whenever I fancy them. I lead a peaceful, domesticated life...well until one of my sisters decides to visit and makes me do ALL THE RESEARCH on airplace tickets! !(*@#&(!@*^$(@!*$)@!*#&@*!!@U#_(@!*#_!@*#_@!)#@

Yes, Janice Lim Si Ying is coming to Guatemala to visit me for 2 months this december. Truth be told, I'm excited yet wary of her impending arrival. What's going to happen after our 3 days of "Oh, I miss you, I love you, oh, its great to be together again!"? (If I remember correctly, that lasted just 1 day when I visited Perth in March). Sigh, got to start preparing myself for dirty dishes in the sink, rubbish bags overflowing, big fat sister lying on the bed all day watching grey's anatomy. Remember how bad it was Eunice? Why can't Eunice visit instead???? ;p

Oh, btw, I have to say I am very very upset that Eunice Lim Si Min neglected to inform us that she got together with a guy...until 3 months after. What kind of sisterly behavior is that????????? Bitch.

I'm going for a siesta!

Love,
Denise

Janice : More than a year later....

2011-09-17T05:55:00.001-07:00

OH MY GOD,

I was just reading through the comments made on the blog and realised that we were fucking geniuses! We were funny asses mannnn.

Why did we ever stop?

Oh I know!

My sisters are fucked up and lazy!

Okay, update. I am still in Perth, doing Journalism in Murdoch University. Eunice is now in Singapore Poly and doing Events Management. ANNNNND, Denise Lim QUIT her job, and is now living in freaking Guatemala!

Ta dahhhh! Seems like Denise is always striving to run away from her family...... Yea....

So seriously, sisters, we need to start up this blog again. It'll be fun. Remember how fun it was when we had it going?

I miss you two....

Janice

2010-05-12T06:41:00.000-07:00

CLASSIC.

Hahaha. Introduce the Janice of 2010!

I have cramps.

Eunice

Do we look alike? Haha. First picture together in god knows how long.

ANYWAY, JANICE THE BITCH SHOULD START UPDATING ABOUT SOMETHING.

Eunice

Denise

2009-05-15T02:15:00.001-07:00

Just you wait.

Eunice

2009-05-13T07:56:00.000-07:00

Talked to Denise on Skype for quite a while. Listened to her singing and guitar playing. Most importantly, I caught her binge! AGAIN! Look!

Seriously Denise, get a grip of yourself! Discipline! Stop eating man. Hahahaha! Or else Greg is gonna run off!

I have something more to add on. Presenting, Janice Lim. Skype-d with her too. Haha.

You guys might be thinking, childish & immature, but I really don't care. I like pictures of them. Pictures of how they're doing there. And sometimes, laugh at them too. Haha.

By the way, those dumb frames were made by her, not me. I just snapped the pictures.

Well, I'm done. Ciao!

Janice

2009-05-12T04:29:00.000-07:00

Okay, I have an EXTREMELY good reason as to why I have not been updating. That is because, my internet died on me.

Completely NOT my fault.

Anyway, I have been looking for houses as well, so Eunice, when you come over, expect to live in a ginormous house. BEAUTIFUL.

I went clubbing that night, and when I went home and looked through the pictures, iI realised that you can totally see my boobs. Partly cause the amterial was too thin, and cause I wasn't wearing a bra.

2009-04-21T09:04:00.000-07:00

I have promised my sister to continue on the topic of which she has started.

Being her sister, I am therefore honor-bound to break my promise and NOT update. It is tradition. If I comply with her wishes, it wouldn't be sisterly.

Right?

No?

Yea, Denise isn't buying it.

Haha.

I'm fucking tired, I will update tomorrow, I promise. With a lot of intellectual discourse, since you love things like that.

Then I'm going to bitch about mama, how stupid she must think I am, and sound like a complete brat. Would that be entertaining enough for you?

Yes?

Silence equates consent.

Oh, and please give our younger sister a nudge, since she seems to have dropped off the face of the earth.

Love love people!

Denise

2009-04-20T16:27:00.000-07:00

Enough of the unglam photos.

Soon, we will be known as the three ugly bitches...and believe me, that's not going to be funny...haha...

Anyways, Janice told me to start a conversation. Apparantly I'm good at that...you see how she does it? Complimenting you when she wants you to do something? People, beware. Her charm is hard to resist, even though I see right through it...that bitch...

Joder...no se que puedo escriber aqui...mierda...

Anyways, this was a conversation I had with eunice on msn:

denise -says:
bitch!
denise -says:
how are u?

Eunice says:
Haha, how bad can it get?
Eunice says:
You?

denise -says:
trying to write the blog
denise -says:
but duno what to write
denise - says:
hahha

Eunice says:
Write something dumb enough so I can update
Eunice says:
Hahaha

Seriously...the sisters I have...and sorry baby, i can't dumb myself down to your level, whatever it is.

Anyways...

It seems like my sisters and I find no problems with uprooting ourselves, with janice just starting out in Perth, and me in Barcelona. Leaving a familiar place to somewhere entirely foreign; entering a country with no friends whatsoever and making them from scratch. To tell the truth, I don't miss being away; I don't crave the food nor desire the familiarity of our streets.
I've been away in Kolkata for 3 months last summer, and about 4 months now in Barcelona. Neither times have I been homesick. I feel that there must be something wrong with me. Don't I need the comfort of family and friends?? I wonder if this will continue for an extended period of time. What happens if it's a year? 2? 10 years? I can't help but think about it as I search for an overseas job opportunity, now that I've graduated.

Our mum has been worrying incessantly about janice, and has been bugging me about it ever since she left for Perth (janice is so gonna kill me, but...haha):

Angie:
have u spoken to Janice....yesterday and today.
Angie:
yesterday was her first day of school
Angie:
remember to frequently give words of encouragement ok.....she needs it...especially all alone in Australia

denise -says:
she doesnt need it la..she can do it; relax

Angie:
u sure....u know she needs to work very very hard

Angie - Finding the meaning of life says:
mentally and emotionally she needs encouragement and support too....especially from you her sister...she looks up to u...u know

Haha..well...its either my mum doesn't know janice very well, or maybe, just maybe, janice is the mentally and emotionally immature, lonely little girl in Perth that needs her older sister to help her through the first day of school. I guess parents do know their kids, so you better listen to me sister, given that I'm wiser and smarter and better at everything.

First advice: Be nicer to your sisters.

With both of us enjoying ourselves so much overseas, I hardly blame eunice for wanting to study overseas too. But given her sensitive and overly emotional nature, I wonder if she can handle living alone when the time came...Do you think you can baby? Roomates are not as nice as us, to refrain from touching your pillows and blankets just because you are so anal (and cry) about them.

P.S. ahhh...i didn't know you looked up to me janice...hahhahaha

Janice

2009-04-19T06:39:00.001-07:00

Oh lord.

You don't have that photo! The only way you could have gotten that photo was to go down to Ah po's house to use a camera phone to take it!

I can't believe you'll go to such lengths to embarrass me! That is despicable!

That said, well done. You've learnt well.

Can you target Denise now?

Eunice

2009-04-19T05:33:00.000-07:00

2009-04-18T07:40:00.000-07:00

Fuck. Just you wait bitch.

Janice

2009-04-18T07:09:00.000-07:00

This is Denise's orgasm face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Janice

2009-04-18T05:54:00.000-07:00

Oh my god.

I just realised what an idiot I am.

Last month, I had to go buy my female products, because I wasn't sure if those that I had would be sufficient. So I bought them in a hurry and ran out of the store to get to school.

So, it turned out that I had enough after all. 5 minutes ago, I was sitting on my bed and looking at my bookcase, deciding which book to read when my eyes fell on the tampons.

Yea, they're totally not tampons.

No wonder the packaging said extra thin! I bought condoms instead of tampons! And I didn't even realise it.

I am a freaking genius. Haha, it turns out that it's the extra large pack what's more.

So, Denise is right, we're going to be the Doctor Lim sisters. Which is something Eunice Lim is not going to accomplish if she never gets her ass off the bed.

OH AND EUNICE LIM! Stop sleeping in my bed!

We didn't build a whole new room for you to just go sleep in my room! What's the freaking point? Huh? Just because i'm no longer in the country, you think you can sleep on my bed?

Why the hell don't you sleep in DENISE'S room? No one's slept in that room since she moved out, it's feeling neglected!

Rotation is the way to go baby!

Hahahahaha. Sisters, do you remember when this photo was taken?

hint* car, lots of steam, lots of panicking and a guy called ah hock.

Haha.

Do you know why some chinese people have such idiotic names like ah kow(dog), ah hock and so on?

Yea, the saying goes that the more vivacious your name, the more attracted the spirits will be to you. So parents would delibrately give their children degrading anmes to protect them.

Well, won't protect them when they're on the playground will it?

And I have no idea how I know that piece of trivia.

Denise

2009-04-17T03:12:00.000-07:00

Babysitting? Janice? No comments.

I'm suddenly faced with a writer's block...or should I say insult blockage...oh nooo...I am becoming nice now! Since we are on the topic of babysitting, let 's talk about us 3 and our career aspirations, shall we?

Three sisters once made a pact...that they were all going to get their doctorates and become Dr. D Lim, Dr. J Lim and Dr. E Lim. An ambitious dream, but a dream nonetheless. Let's project 15 years into the future..Where will these 3 be?..(fuck, i'll be like...38!)

Dr. D hopes to be changing the world through a unique social business model. She wants to be travelling the world and convincing others that helping can be profitable, that a mutually-beneficial relationship exists between the corporate and the social world. Of course, she wants to be rich also...to be able to travel and buy things without a moment's thought. Helping the world and being rich at the same time...possible? Well, we shall see. But in 15 years time, she wants to have at least helped one individual in the world out of poverty.

Dr. J will be a world famous writer/journalist (with the help of her manager/agent/sister of course)...travelling the globe and writing in its most beautiful countries. She will have a wide repertoire of books covering humor, romance, anthropological research and bibliographies (you might consider writing mine! hahahahhaha) Flying across the world to attend book signings and movie premieres, she will leave behind a trail of heartbroken guys. With royalties, she won't need to care much about financial planning and getting a fixed job. Which is good for her. hahahhaa...

Dr. E, well...she will be working and living with our parents in boring Singapore....if she doesn't start thinking about what she wants in life. Did I put Dr. in front of eunice? Well...if she continues to be lazy and have no motivation, it will just be boring E in Singapore. hahahhaha...Fail somemore la! I have absolutely no idea as to what E wants in life, so I shall leave it to her to fill this part up...

Anyways...yup...the dreams of youth....=)

Eunice

2009-04-17T02:38:00.001-07:00

2009-04-11T09:24:00.000-07:00

JANICE LIM SI YING. When I say let's talk about something serious, I meant theorizing, proper discussion...not putting up random shit about our ex-bfs.

Seriously...it's damn bimbotic, with the Xs and Ys, the historical monologue...i've half a mind not to acknowledge the 1/3 ownership I have for this blog...sister, we're supposed to be smart, remember? i know it's hard for you, but do try to act the part? Por favor?

Anyways, on the topic of boyfriends in general. Our experiences combined come up to a few sorts of men (or boys):

1. The defensive, crazily 'in-love' type, who turns possessive and suicidal after a break-up

2. The overly-committed and serious kind, who also turns possessive and takes forever to get over a break-up (and who never wants to be friends with you again)

3. The commitment-phobic, who is unsure about what he wants, and just wants to have fun

4. The indecisive ones, who simply have no idea why they went into a relationship in the first place, and cannot for god's sake tell you why they want a break-up (some would start avoiding you as a result)

5. And the ones who become friends after

*boys can possess a combination of traits; something like the DISC or Big 5 personality types

I think I've pretty much covered all, or at least most..recognize any? haha..well...given these experiences, no wonder we three have lost hope in relationships and turned ultra-feministic and independent. Placing your trust in relationships leads to heartbreak; I should know, seeing how 5 years could end up in such a waste of time.

Humans, however, are contradictory creatures. We never learn. No matter how much we've been through, a small little part of us still hopes for the special someone. Idealistically believe that we will find that person one day. And so we try again. And again. And again. Why?

Tell me sisters, why do we all need someone? Or do we?

Janice

2009-04-11T03:39:00.000-07:00

OOOKAY.

That is a disgusting picture of me, Denise Lim Si Hui. Please remember that I have MANY of your nude photos in my computer. Well, semi-nude at least. Remember KOREA? On the balcony? In the cold?

Yea, remember that, if not the next thing you know, those pictures are going to come right up!

And bee tee double u, I do not smell like fish. I smell like flowers, everyday, all the time. Understood? My sweat is freaking pefume! Got that?

Damn, the power you hold when you have someone's naked pictures in your possession. Now I know what Edison Chen must have felt like. Well okay, maybe not entirely.

WOKAY.

Denise Lim wants to start talking serious, because she thinks we're simply throwing our dirty linen around. I personally don't see anything wrong with it, but okay, what she says, goes.

Let's talk.......... ex boyfriends.

I'm sure we've all had our disastrous versions of stupid men. But between us three, I do think mine will triumph.

Let me talk about Denise's ex, the most annoying one shall we say?

Then Denise and Eunice can wax lyrical about mine, since mine was so absolutely crazy it takes two to tell the story.

So Denise had a boyfriend, EIGHT years back. Let's call him X. Denise and X got together when she was 15, and he was 17. She was from Singapore, and he come from China to Singapore to study. As fate would have it, they were together for 5 years, going through thick and thin, waging battles together.

I would say 5 years can't be counted as flaking off can it? I would think that taking 5 years, trying to make a relationship work is a great effort. So when Denise and X entered University, she felt that it was time to end things between them.

She was starting to feel like she couldn't do things without him feeling left out, and she was feeling caged in. And let's face it, in college? At the age where everything exciting is going to happen? Who wants to be tied down at a time like that?

So they broke up. It was amicable. Ever since then, X has completely avoided her. Refused to pick up her calls, doesn't acknowledge her when he walks past her, and despite all her attempts to be friends, he remains a jerk, and immovable.

Now, I never thought much of him, didn't like him all that much, but because Denise liked him, I tolerated his pettiness and self indulgence. But seriously man! It's been three years since you broke up! Get over it already!

So Denise just showed me his email on msn, where he basically snubbed her attempt at being friends, ONCE AGAIN. Oh god, and the attitude! Jesus Christ! And please sister, STOP trying to be friends with him when he is still being such a jackass even after three years!

So, that is Denise's crazy ex.

Oh, and he was quite, shall we say plain?

Let's wait for the sisters to weigh in on mine. And since most of my friends already know the story, I think we should keep it short. Please? No? No?

Picture of Yp, Denise and me, just because Denise, Eunice and I all LOVE her to bits! Lovelove.

Denise

2009-04-11T02:39:00.000-07:00

And one more thing you guys should know. I always win. Always.

(This is a damn old photo of us btw; not representative of how we look now)

Denise

2009-04-11T01:50:00.000-07:00

Great. Just great. I woke up after just 3 hours of sleep, came online intending to check my email/facebook before flopping straight back to bed and BANG! I 'gna' humiliated by both my irritating sisters. I probably wouldn't have replied immediately if my body wasn't so alcohol-filled from last night...

Bossy, dominating, OCD freak..and what else? Even my toilet habits? Fantastic. What is wrong with enjoying my time in the toilet? (btw, reading and shitting is the most thereputic thing in the world), you have a problem with that? Huh!? Huh!? Huh!? haha...You want to start the linen throwing? You got it.

Which is the sister who never is able to wake up, even when her sister was irrevocably drunk one night (or two)? If I was dying and shouting for help right outside her room while she was asleep, she'll probably ignore me and let me die. Tell me about blood ties.

Which is the fuc*king sister who is so emo all the time, crying over every little thing we say or do? I mean, I know its puberty, but seriously...that's kinda too sensitive? Get a sense of humor, please.

And which is the sister that 'claims' she is sporty but always says 'you continue running, i'll wait here by the bench for you' halfway through our supposed run? How lazy can a vice-president of the netball club get??? And you complain that you are getting fat. I wonder why.

But what 'that sister' says is true. I always feel like killing both of them whenever we get into fights and arguments. You don't know how real it gets, wishing you could put your hands around their necks and STRANGLE, SQUEEZE, TIGHTEN...whatever it takes to make them disappear from this world so that you don't need to rationally argue with irrational people anymore (or raise your voice just because a certain 0ther sister thinks that volume makes her right).

Oh, ya..and Janice really does smell. Of fish. Always; siempre. I have no idea why, but her room has this permanent smell of fish. Not the nice salmon kind. The stinky fishmonger kind. All potential guys beware. (probably has to do with her re-using her clothes and UNDERWEAR???)

I'll regret being so mean; my sisters are vindictive. But alcohol makes you do crazy stuff, like not thinking about the consequences and spilling the beans on others. Never blog when you are drunk, especially when you have sisters like mine. And I mean never.

P.S. Now you have the toilet all to yourself, both toilets. Bet you rather us than the toilets though.

Janice

2009-04-10T20:03:00.000-07:00

Okay.....

I woke up this morning, and went on to the blog, and BOOM! I wake up to a whole barrage of insults thrown my way.

Ahhh, it is bliss for things to get back to normal again.

Haha.

And yes BABY, (we call Eunice baby because she's the youngest of the family, and purely because she hates it. Personally I don't see anything wrong with it since it's kinda a form of endearment.) just for your information, I did my launndry YESTERDAY!

Ha! In your face!

I probably shouldn't mention that yesterday was the first time I did laundry in a month and a half. It also probably wouldn't be a good idea to admit that I did flip my underwear around a few times and put it on.

BUT HEY! I was on tour! How was I supposed to get clean underwear on a farm? Btw baby, Milton and Joan want you to come back to the farm.

Fine, I admit it, I am the dirtiest of the three. But I insist that it's a good trait! See, I'm not obssessed about cleanliness, or anal about everything in the world. I, am laidback.

Unlike a certain older sister we know who is an OCD freak. She can walk into a room, turn on the light, and then turn back to touch the light switch a few more times, because it wasn't an even number. And that applies to anything she touches. Car doors, dinner plates, bathroom taps.

There was once I walked over her head, and she INSISTED that I walk back over her head just to make it even. Geez, let's not get into what happened after that when I refused.

Seriously, I'm surprised that when we were fighting in the past, she didn't slap me a couple more times jsut because the one one slap wasn't even.

And Denise, you know I'm saying this because you told me you've recovered from it. We shall see.

Damn, I think Eunice and I are the only two normal ones.

It's virtually impossible to find a picture of all three of us, because DENISE LIM SI HUI had to go out of the country for months at a time.

Eunice and I.

And Denise Lim Si Hui, the one who we haven't seen for years. (If we count all the seperate months she had been away)

Eunice - My perspective?

2009-04-10T10:37:00.000-07:00

Okay, the youngest sister here. The so called ''finally has a brain/grew up'' sister.

Apparently I'm supposed to post up something here. Was kind of asked to. I have totally no idea where to start from.

Hmm, let's start from the eldest and the most dominating one. She's crazily bossy, and loves to boss me around when she's back at home. Kind of annoying at times and she just LOVES to snatch the toilet from me for like an hour and a half to just poop, and then bathe.

I kind of miss arguing and fighting with her though. Both of them. I actually remember this once when she just came back from India and we decided to cook dinner. Ended up arguing, shouting at each other. I was in my room, Denise in the kitchen and Janice in her room, all shouting at once.

I realised one thing and its that I don't call my sisters ''sister'' or ''sis'' or any form of respective name, I just call them by their name. And we show our affection of love towards each other by calling one another bitches here and there.

Oh, and Janice, she's the emotional and dramatic one. Sometimes I just feel like slapping her in the face. For she just asks me to get out of her room when I've not even stepped in yet, when she is in a bad mood.

And sometimes I feel like killing her because she is always so dirty! God damn. I wonder how she's doing there man. I bet she's not doing laundry there at all. She once said she would just flip her underwear around and use it. HAHA! I'm not sure if she would actually do it, but, hmm. Nothing is impossible for her. Haha.

As for me? I have no idea. Wait for them to say something about me in more detail to find out.

Hmm, Although we are all in different countries at the moment, I realise we can still argue with each other. It's like anywhere and anytime. On Facebook, e.g She stole my clothes that I probably won't see for the rest of my life. 'Cause it'll go missing before I can blink. I mean it quite literally.

Online/Msn, about some dumb hamper thing just recently. On the Phone and on Skype.

It's like natural man.

Ah, I wish they're back here to save me.

Note to all: Please take note that I love my sisters very much and no matter what I say in time to come, either on blog or whatever, I still love them. Don't take it too seriously.

-E

Denise

2009-04-10T06:56:00.000-07:00

Hi,

This is the 'stuffiest' sister, apparently. If you must know, I'm also probably the smartest of the three (not exactly that hard; all is relative no?), and the most honest. So if ever there is a discrepancy, you know who to believe.

First discrepancy: Janice is the most interesting????!!! Well, only if you call drama interesting..you will get to know as the blog progresses. Nothing is ever normal for her; you don't know how much I suffer with skype, listening to all her stories. Sometimes I think it's all in her mind, the drama...being the narcisst she is...

Life sadly, has brought us closer together...from the fat ugly bitch of a maid she was, she transformed into somebody that I can actually talk to. It's such a love hate relationship. What to do? When you need to talk, you need to talk, even if it is to a bitch.

Eunice on the other hand, is an interesting addition to this all. 7 years younger, she suddenly grew up into someone with a brain! From 'baby' to this? It's crazy. Can't wait to see who she became in the years I was away studying and travelling. At least she seems like she has potential. hahahhaa;p

Three sisters, three continents, three extremely different personalities. Continue reading and be assured that you will never get bored.

Janice

2009-04-10T06:26:00.001-07:00

Welcome one and all to the haven where all three Lim sisters will let loose with their worst insults and degrading comments!

This is where we will post every embarrassing detail we know about each other when we piss each other off, which believe me, makes for pretty interesting reading.

Now, Denise is the oldest, so she's the stuffiest.

I'm Janice, the second, so obviously I'm the most interesting.

Eunice is the last, some say least, some say not, but happens to be the most active in sports, so there we go, a redeeming quality.

Okay, there MAY be some mushy posts, I don't know when exactly we may be struck with love for each other (unlikely), but it could happen. It COULD. We never know.

So that's my first post.

Let's see if Denise can come up with better. =)