Monday, October 24, 2011

Janice

I am finally getting on track in Perth.

Finally I'm doing things that are interesting.

In September I acted in the Vagina Monologues, in October I ran for Women's representative in Uni, now I have my group performance on Friday that we're not prepared for to be honest.

I'm getting more friends in Uni, thank god, finally. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make friends in a foreign country, if you refuse to simply hang out with fellow asians? And just do asian activities, and nothing else? Not so easy.

Suffice to say that I think it's ridiculous to travel all the way to a different country, stay there and study, and refuse to assimilate into the culture there. So many international students here just hang out with the people that come from the same country as they do. THEN WHAT'S THE FREAKING POINT? Stay in your own country then. So close minded, seriously. And the worse part is when they look at me surrounded by people of various nationalities and cultures, they say I am elitist and that I only hang out with white people.

OH MY GOD.

I feel this building rage in me... but I can't express it to them, because they're too ignorant to even understand me.

Yea, you know what? I am elitist. I don't associate with stupid people. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yea, maybe that's why I have so few friends...

Anyway.

I'm going to Guatemalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And I know Denise really wanted me to go, so I just sat back, and she did all the work. God I'm a genius. And she did it without complaining! That took me by surprise. Do you miss me that much sister? Lol.

And seriously Eunice, I'm starting to feel like Denise is my only sister, that is how little communication there is going on with us. But what's the point of saying this here since you don't read it anyway.

Ah, what to do, having a 17 year old cheerleader as a sister. Nuff' said.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Denise

Kevin says that I don't have a long face. I cracked up, a testament to how much I internalize sisterly insults. What was I thinking, listening to sisters who clearly have something against my perfection. Ha.Ha.Ha.

Hola, como estan!

So yes, I'm in Quetzaltenango, Guatemala, and it seems us three are in different continents once again. It is time to revive the battle of the lims. Sharpen your weapons sisters!

So what's up with me these days? Waking up around 6am every day, doing a combination of 2-3 hours of yoga, boxing, running and rockclimbing before lunch, working at a used bookstore (which according to mummy is a waste of my 2 degrees) or studying spanish in the afternoons, cooking at night, and sleeping by 10pm. Oh, and taking siestas whenever I fancy them. I lead a peaceful, domesticated life...well until one of my sisters decides to visit and makes me do ALL THE RESEARCH on airplace tickets! !(*@#&(!@*^$(@!*$)@!*#&@*!!@U#_(@!*#_!@*#_@!)#@

Yes, Janice Lim Si Ying is coming to Guatemala to visit me for 2 months this december. Truth be told, I'm excited yet wary of her impending arrival. What's going to happen after our 3 days of "Oh, I miss you, I love you, oh, its great to be together again!"? (If I remember correctly, that lasted just 1 day when I visited Perth in March). Sigh, got to start preparing myself for dirty dishes in the sink, rubbish bags overflowing, big fat sister lying on the bed all day watching grey's anatomy. Remember how bad it was Eunice? Why can't Eunice visit instead???? ;p

Oh, btw, I have to say I am very very upset that Eunice Lim Si Min neglected to inform us that she got together with a guy...until 3 months after. What kind of sisterly behavior is that????????? Bitch.

I'm going for a siesta!

Love,
Denise

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Janice : More than a year later....

OH MY GOD,
I was just reading through the comments made on the blog and realised that we were fucking geniuses! We were funny asses mannnn.
Why did we ever stop?
Oh I know!
My sisters are fucked up and lazy!
Okay, update. I am still in Perth, doing Journalism in Murdoch University. Eunice is now in Singapore Poly and doing Events Management. ANNNNND, Denise Lim QUIT her job, and is now living in freaking Guatemala!
Ta dahhhh! Seems like Denise is always striving to run away from her family...... Yea....
So seriously, sisters, we need to start up this blog again. It'll be fun. Remember how fun it was when we had it going?
I miss you two....

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Janice

CLASSIC.

Hahaha. Introduce the Janice of 2010!

I have cramps.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Eunice

I think that we should continue updating this site. And I feel quite retarded because it feels like I'm talking to myself as the previous two posts are by me too.



Introducing Denise 2010:


1. She's constantly texting, smiling to the phone etc. Stuck to her computer 24/7 too.



2. She's very confused and tired because she doesn't know if she's being a bitch or not.



3. And she looks like this:


Just updating you on how Denise is since you're currently not in Singapore. Oh, and I'm occupying your ''storeroom" room as well.

Love,
Eunice.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Eunice

Blog people, blog! BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOGBLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG !

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Eunice

Mummy is driving me mad! She calls me every single day asking me to go home early! I'm having my holidays!!! She didn't use to irritate me every single day by calling!

Maybe its because she doesn't have anyone else to call as you two are not in Singapore for her to irritate.

I think that she thinks I have a boyfriend or I'm hanging out with the wrong company! Crazy I tell you! UGHHHHH. I think I should really get a boyfriend just to piss her off.

I suddenly remembered she reads this blog, just to tell you guys and I don't care if she reads this! My god!

And I can't complain about it to her because she's asleep! So, I ranting here!

SISTERS! Come back and let her irritate you PLEASE!

p/s THIS IS NOT CONCERN! So don't give me that crap! RAHHHH!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Janice

Why don't you update something that doesn't criticize what I write?

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Denise

I don't want to be a downer sister, but this is supposed to be a sisterly blog, not one about your sad sad life! Shut up and type something more interesting!

Janice

Bloody hell la.

I hate it when stuff like this happens.

I just found out that the first few peple that I've known in Perth are now saying that they don't like me.

Like really. I don't expect people to like me, nor am I the kind of person who would force my company upon others. But it really pisses me off when the people who don't like you pretend to be okay with you only when they need you. It's not like I pester them or insist on spending time with them despite knowing full well that they don't like me.

But hey, we spent a period of time together, lived together, went out together, and chilled out together. And gave up things for each other.

It pisses me off when people who aren't the greatest people turn around and make a judgement on how you live your life.

Hey, fair enough, I don't like people as well, but you won't find me bitching about them to other people because I don't need to, I make it clear that I don't like them.

Anyway, my point is that you never know who your friends are and who aren't. I have friends who I know that I will spend my life with, because we grew up together, the people that who know who you are, and will bury a deaed body with you if the need arises. The kindof people who will be behind you no matter what you do.

But then there will always be the people that you meet and you have a good time with, and you never actually know what they're saying about you, and whether they'll be there when its crunch time. Trust is my point.

Who can you actually trust in life?

After coming to Perth, I've learned who my friends are, the ones who actually make the effort to keep in contact. And sometimes they aren't the people you would expect.

My family of course, my sisters, but that's a given, they don't actually have a choice in the matter.

Ha. Sisters.

And then there's the three awesome friends of mine who'll always be there.

Sometimes people are bad for you. The ones that seem so fun and nice, but are actually designed to lead you off to a dark path. And the difficulty is not in spotting these people, but to resist the temptation to follow them. I guess I followed for a while, but by a wicked twist of fate that was actually a blessing in disguise, I fell out of that group.

And I am lucky. Or I would be in a closed up apartment smoking up and drinking myself silly right now, rather than being in class and doing things that actually mean something like connecting and communicating with other people.

I used to be the kind of girl that finishes off a bottle of alcohol by herslf just because she wants to. I was the kind of person who clubbed every night, and sometimes woke up in strange places, and had no recollection of how she got there. I was the girl lying by the side of the road in her own vomit. I was the crazy girl who yelled at others when I was drunk.

And now I don't want to be that person anymore. And if that means abstaining staying sober and having responsibilities, then that's what I'll do.

Maybe that seems boring, but at least I'm sober, and I want to stay that way.

How many can actually say that they've been able to clean up as well as I have?

Friday, February 26, 2010

Eunice

Sisters...

Our father wants to join basic yoga @ true fitness...

Monday, February 22, 2010

Janice

Excuse me sisters, this is very sad.

We had so many people reading this blog in the beginning, and then like typical Lims we jsut started to forget about it.

It was fun having people think we're fun no?

Well, I'm used to that feeling, but I'm sure that Denise and Eunice aren't that used to it....

Well? Update more often!

Selene's asking on Facebook why it seems that life is better when her relationships are going well as opposed to when she's single.

We so called this didnt we? Think we posted about this sometime last year. WE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!

Or rather Denise and I can, don't think Euncie paid much attention to that topic. She was more interested in posting up pictures. Ah, to be young and brainless again.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Anyway, as Denise will be en route to Perth in less than a week, congratulations are to be made! The two potent Lim sisters are going to be reunited in a foreign country, so people of Perth beware.

In addition, The 2 awesome Lim sisters will be submitting their application to join The Amazing race Asia, so people of Asia BEWARE.

Haha, I am so full of crap.

But seriously, according to Denise, all her friends think we're super entertaining when we're together, because we don't really get along do we? Or rather our not getting along is how we get along? Comprende? No I didn't think so.

I think why we're funny is because while we're letting fly with all our insults and degrading remarks, we maintain our sugar sweet smiles and attitude. Hidden danger you see.

I don't know why people don't say the THREE of us are funny. Maybe cause Eunice is a sly bitch, pretending to be demure and polite in front of other people, and the moment we get home, she is Regina George from Mean Girls.

Ah well. Ah. Class has ended. Au revoir!

Janice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

I BET Papa was behind the hamster genocide! I JUST BET IT IS!

One knock too many on the hamster cages.

See, this is what happened. Ricky Lim gets up in the morning, he looks at those detestable cages and he can't take it anymore.

He is smart enought to know that 2 hamsters dying at once would be too suspicious, so he takes the first hamster, squeezes it till it explodes, and then washes his hands. He decides to wait a couple of weeks till the unrest dies down.

2 weeks later, he takes the last hamster in his huge hand. Goes to the window. Gives the hamster a gruesome grin and says: "Enjoy your flight", and FLINGS the hamster out the window grate. WHEEEEEEEW BOOOOM! The second hamster explodes, and is explained to have run away.

That is what happened.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eunice

OH OH OH! I forgot to metion, MY HAMSTER RAN AWAY!!!! Or rather I suspect it was my father. He had always wanted it gone.

First, Denise's hamster died for no particular reason. Just, died. And a week later mine goes missing...hmmmm. Must be my dad.

I tried luring the hamster out by putting food and water on the floor, which didn't work at all..I want my hamster back! :(

Eunice

I doubt anyone reads this blog anymore. I think we need to make it funnier. Haha.

Denise is fat, I had a photo of her at her room door in panties. She looked oh-so-fat. Like SERIOUSLY. But I think it'll be a little too obscene to post it up here, and she would probably just murder me for doing it.

Really don't want that to happen 'cause I sleep in the same bed as her, and also 'cause she has a photo of me sleeping like ''lao fu zi [?]''. Gotta find her camera and delete it soon.

ANYWAY, Denise is always complaining about me sleeping with her when we have 2 other rooms free. I wake up at like 6am every morning and I don't get to see her, nor talk to her, and when she gets home at night, I'm already asleep.

Totally don't get to talk at all. THUS, I decided to permanently plant myself in her room. Haha. Tadahhhhh! I'm making an effort to blog. Denise and Janice the bitches better reply.

xx.

Janice

My younger sister everybody, always the mature one.

And btw, since Denise NEVER replies anyone online, we can just bitch about her behind her back. Isn't that awesome?

I don't like Denise Lim because she thinks of herself as too important to update this page.

I don't like Denise Lim because she likes to sit on her bed fully naked, and then does it to your bed too.

I don't like Denise Lim because being a consultant is apparently a big deal, but she whines about it.

And lastly, I don't like Denise Lim because people say that we look exactly alike, when we all know that Janice Lim is the prettier one.

Love,

Janice Lim

Friday, February 19, 2010

Eunice

Janice...that was so not funny. Poor spider, had to get squashed by your big fat stinko ass.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Janice

People think we're funny!

Or so people tell me. I personally don't think the other two are as funny as I am, but I guess it's a matter of opinion.

So I went to bed last night at 3 am, and the moment I got in the bed, I saw a huge spider. I sat on it.

TA DAH, THAT WAS FUNNY!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Denise

Well well well...

It has been ages since I wrote anything on this blog of ours...Why is that so? I've logged on a few times, but was hard pressed to think of a topic interesting enough to match our previous entries. Being the perfectionist I am, it's either writing something good, or not writing at all.

Eunice and I went on our FIRST sisterly date. We (I) drove up to Ben & Jerry's at Dempsey, got a double scoop (cherry garcia and sweet cookies & cream), sat across each other outside the shop, and...stared at each other. And guess what I said?

Denise: "Tell me about yourself"
Eunice: "About what?"

hahahahaa....i think that obsessing about doing well in interviews has gotten to my brain..

That aside, the takeaway from that question was that even though we have been sleeping in the same bed (god knows why when she has her own room) for the past 3 months, and have been sisters for 16 (almost) years, we do not know much about each other! So I decided to pursue that conversation...

Denise: "Anything la! Your character, what you are like etc..."

Eunice: What do you know about me? I know that you are Bossy, Domineering, and 'another negative vocab that I can't remember'.

Great..Just as I was trying hard to be serious, the little bitch in her reared its monsturous head.

Denise: Great. Thanks. Do you know that the friends that i've made while i was away in india and barcelona will never use those terms on me? They think that I'm sweet, sensitive, crazy and fun.

Eunice: hahaha..snortsnort..hahah..HAHAHAHHAHAHA..

It was then i realized that not only did I have different personas for friends and family, I was also unable to reflect my 'new and improved' personality to those who knew me from before India and Barcelona. Even though I've changed after being away, those changes are slowly disappearing after I came back to Singapore.

Sociologists would say that 'who we are' is part of 'who they think we are'. Inevitably, your image of yourself is based on the image your friends and family have of you. Have you ever felt like you behave differently with different groups of people? Whenever I meet up with my secondary friends, I more often than not revert back to that clumsy, childish little girl that I was (totally not what I am now). At home, I am the always-in-the-right, domineering, bossy older sister. With my friends in Singapore, I am the high-achieving, confident, loud feminist.

Herein lies the problem. If ever we changed and became a better person, how do we go about changing that perception of us, without reverting back to who we were in the past?

Abrupt ending, I know...but my writer's block is setting in (and I have to get back to work). Now, let's see what my sisters have to say.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Eunice

Oh please, pigs can fly if you study.